What’s On My Mind

What’s on mind? Too much! But I won’t bore you with all of it. I just am so freakin’ happy this website is here. I don’t know why I haven’t put one together until now. I’ve been doing movie reviews for over 10 years and just never thought to get it out there. But “THEY” tell me that this “Internet” thing is getting pretty big, and that it is a great way to “Expand” your audience. So here it is. JohnnieU.com! I wanna first thank Jessie Neft from Design by J2 for creating this website and most of all putting up with a bag of rocks who is ME. Hit her up at Designbyj2.com to get her to make you a great looking website like this one. Also, I wanna thank MJ Witt for believing in me and getting a fire started under my flat ass. To my wife, who for some reason thinks I’m worth it and is always pushing me because she actually thinks there is talent behind my goofy mug. And most of all, to my Mom and Dad…without you there would be no me. Thanks for raising me the way you did, you done good! I just hope I do you proud. To everyone who enjoys what I do and encourages me to keep on keepin’ on. Thanks. NOW GO WATCH SOME REVIEWS!!!!!

8 Responses to “What’s On My Mind”

1. miranda kerr, on January 20th, 2010 at 5:39 pm said:

   dear johnnie you –
   you are the greatest of all the movie people on the world wide webs.
   i am love you, johnnie you

2. miranda kerr, on January 20th, 2010 at 5:39 pm said:

   dear johnnie you –
   i am still love you – even after first letter
   - miranda

3. g, nothing more than g, on January 20th, 2010 at 5:44 pm said:

   seriously – johnnie is the funniest person tv, the internet, and 11/12 of the earth’s surface.
   and i mean that.

4. Jason, on January 20th, 2010 at 5:56 pm said:

   Johnnie U, I’m your biggest fan. I haven’t seen your reviews in 10 years!! But, I’m sure glad to see you once again. The website looks great and your comedic timing is better. Not quite sure what that last part meant, but my OCD won’t let me write a short comment when there is so space available to write long comments. Oh whew, finally coming to the end. Now, just a couple of “enter” keys and it’s filled.

   GoodLuck,

   Jason

   Ah man, it doesn’t end. How can I fill out this damn comment part if there is no end. Now here comes the anxiety and sweaty palms. Did I mention that I’m your biggest fan? Well, I am.

   I give up!!!!

   Sweet baby Jesus!!! Who Designed this?!??

   I mean, when you text it’s only 160 characters, but this never ends!!!

   SEE!!!

   I keep hitting “enter” and it allow me to write more!!!

   Where will this madness end?

   Here comes the heavy breathing. Good!!! Maybe I’ll hyperventilate and pass out and then I won’t have to finish it. I’m seeing tunnel vision…here I go…now i’m typing blind…it’s finally over..

   Shit!!!! I just came to, and now…

5. Dave, on January 23rd, 2010 at 10:55 am said:

   Johnnie U! Great to see you on this here interweb thing. Good to see a home-town boy done good. Loved your reviews, and will definitely be following from now on.
   -Dave, way out in Saudi Arabia

6. Lauren, on January 24th, 2010 at 10:11 pm said:

   Jason-you are my new favorite friend of Johnnie’s!!

7. KCLA, on January 28th, 2010 at 2:22 pm said:

   Site looks great! Those other people may be your biggest fans, but I’ll jump in as your #1 fan… but not in some strange, obsessed, stalker kind of way.

8. Brad F., on March 25th, 2010 at 7:31 pm said:

   Johnnie,
   Your the greatest, Love your work (actually the Glacially slow internet connection here at WSVN wouldn’t load Repo man review).. But I’m sure it was a fine example of your stellar work.
   Broward Brad
   **********************************************

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