About

I’m just a trained monkey that knows how to dance on command! Actually, I’m just an average guy who got lucky. I have been a videographer (camera guy) for over 13 years for local T.V. stations. One day while working in Miami I goofed off in front of the camera and the “BIG” boss got a glimpse of the raw footage. I have been acting like a complete idiot on television ever since! I currently work for an entertainment show in Miami on a FOX affiliate called Deco Drive (www.decodrive.com) as their resident movie critic. But not like your “Normal” Critic who like to dissect every aspect of the film. I’m just like you. I’m a guy who just saw a movie and is gonna tell you whether it’s worth seeing or not. I’m not gonna bore you with over analysis. I’ll tell you, it’s a great pleasure to be able to see movies and tell people what I think. Hell, I can’t believe it’s actually a job! I hope you enjoy what you see on my website and I look forward to your feedback. Oh, and if your not used to my style of reviews, I’m sorry I’m so loud. My philosophy is...

“People tend to remember what you say if you punch them in the face with it, rather then tap them on the shoulder”. Johnnie U